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Dave Ruder is self-diagnosed as mildly dyslexic. He loves sunlight, prunes, and most raw vegetables. He is very punctual and can usually be found sporting a beard. His authority stems from nothing, and, while he practices humility, he may be the most brilliant etc. etc. Some of his favorite activities include verbalizing without regard to inherent meaning, strolling, and concocting. Responsible for small cat and a bevy of odd noises. Do not offer him shellfish or hallucinogens, he will likely decline. Poops to feel happy.